She’s loud, she’s proud, she’s got sass, and she’s got plenty of ass, she’s Madame Ashe! Some may know her as the owner of The Black Dahlia, but all know her as the trash talking, sexy bun bun, with a mouth on her. She’s permanently got her fisticuffs up because she’s ready for a fight, even if there isn’t one. One of our old bouncers, @Meguh , gifted us a treasure. He brought his friend to our lovely little home. They were a bit nervous to enter the ring at first. The newcomer jitters. She finally mustered up the confidence to make it in the ring. Boy did she make an excellent mistake. I think the saying goes, “Once you bop, the fun don’t stop.” Like most of our family she enjoys the banter we all give one another. The fights are so memorable, be it goofy or extremely intense, how could you not love them? She especially loves a good Russian Roulette. Speaking of fights, did you ever get the chance to fight her during the time she had the TNT belt? She was on fire for quite some time. Her rules were rather simple. You ready for them? Bare with me, actually no.. bare with her. You roll low, you lose a piece of clothing. You roll high, well ”I guess” you’re still a winner if you manage to make it 5 times. You can at least enjoy the view. To finish the fight off, the loser had to fully strip and bow before the winner. If you’re looking for a fight, might I suggest Ashe? She thinks no one is worthy of being her rival. She believes they have a pretty clean win/lose ratio. Will you help her rise to more fame, or bring her down? She is Ashe Ketchem and she needs her Gary to bring the overpowered Pokémon to humble that confident butt of hers. Just don’t murder any Raticates while you’re at it. She claims to have found no one worthy of rivaling her.. yet. Will you be the one? Do you want to be the one, the very best? Like no one ever was?

TIME FOR SOME FUN TRIVIA @Zaphena started us off strong again. She posed Ashe with a question some of us must put a lot of thought into. Not Ashe. They knew EXACTLY what to say. Would you commit a crime if you could get away with it and what would it be? Without hesitation she said she’d rob a bank, hack their systems, and start her own fight club. To which, Zaphena wasn’t even surprised by the answer. I was curious where all that confidence came from. I thought back a little. She held a special, unique, and rare title. Maybe that was the source? She owns the Power Bottom title from the collab we did with Black Dahlia. I, myself, think it was rigged and she really wanted it. I’m pretty sure I saw the script and everything! Who knows? Maybe she is the best bottom. Guess you’ll have to pay her 696,969,696 fee to rent her out for the night when the Dahlia doors open again. That discount is only available to those who download the 420SWAGLIT app. We had to test one of our favorite people with an age-old question, just as we did with @A’x. Does a straw have two holes, or one? Her educated and scholarly answer might shock the rest of you. I suggest you avert your eyes or don’t read what is hidden. She said, and I quote, “it is one consecutive hole, it’s just a big tub.” You know, she isn’t wrong. Or is she, fight her if you think otherwise! Another music question? Who’s doing these. It’s a real mystery, but it’s on the list so I guess we have to do it. When asked if she were a wrestler what would one of her theme songs be? She struggled a bit, but two songs stood out: Playing God – Polyphia & Physical Education – Animals to Leaders. If you haven’t heard of Polyphia before I suggest you give them a look. Ashe introduced me to them and they are AMAZING.(edited)

What are some things you might not know about Ashe? Hmm. Something she elected to share was that she’s worked in the film industry. She has a huge passion for voice acting and dreams of doing a voiceover in an animated series. Maybe one day you’ll hear her in Hellsing? No no, that’s already been done. But there is that one busty girl now that I think of it. Hmm. ANYWAY! She’s also a ”magic” creator. Somehow, she thinks that’s not interesting. Maybe you should tell her otherwise! It’s an ultimate showdown. Ryuji with a pool noodle and Blaz with his… speedo? WHO WOULD WIN! Well, if you’re a bun girl who is very opposed to wearing pink your answer would probably be that it’s Blaz hands down. I needed reasons and she gave them to me. Half this answer had to get censored so once again, click at your own risk. He’s got those loaded dice and you’ll have to ASK HER YOURSELF YOU DEGENS. This brings us to the end. She wanted to give a big shout out to the Black Dahlia and her amazing staff. It’s not open for the time being, but they’re basically living here now. Everyone just keeps moving in. Heck, Shiva twerked her way into the bouncer position. Guess them cheeks and titties aren’t the only thing getting bounced now. We appreciate all of you for supporting us! She also wanted to use plugs shamelessly.. ”What’s that… OHH, YOU WANTED TO ADD A SHAMELESS PLUG OF SOCIALS. Too bad. I’m sure people would have paid good money for that. I guess we can add that.” Leaving her socials here. Don’t forget to buy our food. Now a message from our sponsor. Asses to asses, bust to bust, Papa Sahn’s pizza, we have the best crust. https://ko-fi.com/scarygothe/shop https://thescarygothe.crd.co/